Wednesday, September 11, 2013

North America's Top Hat


North America’s Top Hat

            Department stores aren’t necessarily the hopping place to be on a Wednesday night, but there I was in the luggage section inspecting each and every carry-on suitcase. “Think about the over head storage, Finn,” my mother exclaimed from behind me. She wanted to make sure I knew that it had to be small enough to slide in and out of the storage, unlike some pesky travelers who buy the biggest small suitcase and stuff it so full of clothes that the only way it will fit is after several jack hammer punches and the help of the impatient person behind them. Who wanted to be that guy? Not me. Finally, I found the one, a silver, hard-shell carry-on with those fancy 360-degree rotating wheels that I could look very professional rolling around. This specific suitcase was going to run me, or my mother rather, three Franklins. That was okay with her though because there was a special “buy one get the other for one dollar” deal going on. We noisily rolled our new luggage through the store, and after a quick run through the women’s clothes, we were ready to go home. All I could think about now was pulling my suitcase out of the bin and rolling it out into La Guardia looking like a young and handsome businessman traveling to New York for my interview with Donald Trump. Of course, I’d be sporting Texas Rangers athletic clothes for maximum comfortability and meeting my sister instead of a limo driver, but that wouldn’t stop me from pretending a little. Haley, my sister, lives in Brooklyn, New York, and I wanted to visit her before I went off for college at the University of Oregon. New York was only a pit stop, the next morning we would be boarding a train to Canada for my first trip out of the states.    

            Packing for trips is very important, but I am a fairly efficient packer, so it takes me about thirty minutes to pack for most trips. Due to speed packing, I tend to forget things, several things. Mother began to remind me of multiple forgotten items still to pack and then I zipped my bags, put them by the door, and went to sleep. Sleep; however, is when your nervous system shuts down temporarily and believe me, my nervous system was the farthest thing from shut down that night. I was pretty anxious, so when the alarm clock went off at 7:15, I turned over instantaneously and slapped it off. The head rush hit me after trying to jump out of bed, leaving me without sight for a few moments. After regaining vision and full mobility I went to the bathroom to begin my morning routine. On this morning, my routine was rushed quite a bit because of my excitement. My mom; nonetheless, noted that I still had a three hour flight to NYC which dampened my spirits for a few minutes. The next thing I knew, I was passing through security. I would like to mark myself down for one travel point because I made a TSA agent laugh during my pass through. After re-lacing my tennis shoes and having a small heart attack due to a misplaced passport, I was on my way to the gate. Now, it is a Foster family custom to be at your gate about an hour early to ensure that I am on the flight. With no line for check-in or security, I sat down at E12 in DFW airport for more than an hour and a half. Luckily there was a bar next to the gate. Surely there is nothing like drinking alcohol at 9 AM. Check that, I’m still eighteen and drinking isn’t my forte. In fact, the smell of most alcoholic beverages makes me cringe a little still. Yet I found my way into the bar for only two reasons: water and Sports Center. I slapped my hand on the bar, causing quite the scene, deepened my voice, and asked for a cold water on the rocks. Half expecting a laugh, I gave a little smirk, but the large bartender clearly had no more laughs to hand out. I sat back down. Time flew as I watched SC and drank my water, and the next thing I heard, aside from the loud lady ordering Chardonnay, was the gate agent calling everybody to attention. I downed my water and rolled my suitcase into the waiting area where I seemed to be one of the youngest people flying to the Big Apple. After a Chaucer-like observation, I determined that I must be the youngest besides the babies and young children. That was no problem for me because I like keeping to my self on flights for reading and sleeping purposes. “Zone 3, Zone 3 this is your time to board,” the agent said with an angelic tone. She smiled, she scanned, she thanked me for flying, and she sent me on my way. I was aboard flight 5806 for La Guardia Airport, one step closer to Canada.

            Delta Airlines is much nicer than people give it credit. From a solely American Airlines flying family, Delta has suited the Foster’s quite well. As I stepped into the crunched aisle, I came face to face with the exact person my mother told me not to be. The XXL carry-on bag was not even close to fitting, but after looking over both shoulders and displacing two passengers’ bags she made the behemoth fit. She acted as if the entire plane wasn’t watching her, and tried to replace the bags she removed. To no avail she let out a sigh of defeat and shrugged her shoulders leaving the bags for someone else to put in the overhead storage. This situation, while very extreme, is exactly what I feared when my time came. The only difference was that my bag actually fit, and it was very anti climactic for the passengers who had just watched the previous scene unfold. I closed the bin and sat down in my window seat next to a nice lady from South America. We held our conversation until the descent into New York, and she was quite nice to me. We talked of college life; rather, she told me what college was like. She also told me quite a bit of her own background from birth to current status, which compelled me to do the same. I tend to over-tell stories and especially when it’s my own life, I don’t want people to miss a detail, just ask any family members or close friends. Somehow though I managed to leave out quite a bit of information that I would normally tell others. I would love to assume that maybe I was growing up and learning how to be clear and concise, but then again I was looking out the window at the city when I was telling her things, so I may have rushed it a little. Anyway, we landed smooth and things were going great until the almighty technology failed. The jet bridge malfunctioned and wouldn’t reach the door of our plane. The captain then came over the intercom very professionally and said, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, the jet bridge technicians are on their way, please have a seat and we will be done as soon as possible.” At the moment all New Yorkers revealed their identities. Previously, all passengers were Texans flying to NYC for work, vacations, or school, at least that’s what I liked to think. “Come on, this is crap!”
            “Seriously, you’d think they would figure this stuff out!”
            “I’m gonna be late! Just great Delta!”
            The whole world stopped for that moment. For those few seconds all New Yorkers on the plane shot up and shouted complaints, as if the louder they got, the faster the technicians would fix the jet bridge. Meanwhile, the non-Yankees were still confused on what the jet bridge was until it started its approach to the plane door about ten minutes later. The connection was made and the captain came on again, “Thank you all for your patience, the bridge is on and you are free to exit the plane. Thank you for flyi-.” He was drowned out by sighs of relief, storage bins openings, and clanking of luggage. It was time to get my things.

A three-hour plane ride with WiFi and a movie is nice, but my knees thought otherwise as the groaned and popped when I stood to grab my luggage. I am only eighteen years into my life and my joints have lived to be at least 50 years old. Daily I pop my knees and have to stand up to make sure they don’t get too stiff. How I hike is a whole other bewilderment. I have hiked mountains around 10,500 feet tall, and trails for countless miles over the years, but as soon as you give me a chair, I’m down for the count. New York is always a lot of walking. I mean seriously, just to get to the metro is almost ten blocks, and not to mention all of the sightseeing we normally do that’s a lot for my elderly knees. With no actual medical knowledge I’m not really allowed to diagnose my problem, but what I do know for sure is that there is no way in hell I was walking far today.
           
La Guardia Airport is no friend to those who have little New York experience. Hell, I’ve been there multiple times and I still have to follow the masses and hope they lead me to the right area. After emerging from the plane, walking down two staircases, and an escalator, I was two left turns and a few roads away from my sister’s planned pickup location. I stood on the side of the road with the sweet smells of car emissions and cigarette smoke until my sister’s little Scion XA rolled up next to me. We shared hugs and the “I have missed you’s,” but we were both pretty ready for some food.

When you go to New York, there are a few foods you must have before you leave. The number one is pizza. Whether it be by the slice or the whole shebang, a New York style Pizza is a must. Vinnie’s Pizza in Brooklyn is a highly underrated pizza joint. They serve crazy pizzas like the Mac-Attack, cheese pizza with mac and cheese, bacon, and ranch swirled on top, all by the slice. Keep in mind, these slices are huge and two slices is more than enough. Another food is a vender dog. The hotdog venders are on literally every street in the city, and the smell lingers on every turn. New York’s three distinct smells are car emissions, cigarette smoke, and hotdog water. Don’t let the strange smell deter you however because it’ll be one of the best dogs you’ve ever had. If you don’t feel comfortable ordering a hotdog from a smelly cart with all kinds of snacks covered in grease, then try Nathan’s in Coney Island or Gray’s Papaya on Broadway and 72nd. Both of these places are national renowned for their frankfurters. The third food you need to have in the Big Apple is Shake Shack. This cross breed of In and Out and Five Guys drives people mad. This place has a juicier burger and better secret sauce than In and Out, and has multiple ways to eat delicious fries better than Five Guys. I promise that you will not leave this place hungry or unhappy. There are several locations all through the city and there is even one in Madison Square Park.

Vinnie’s happened to be the destination for our lunch. We ordered some slices and talked about the plans for the rest of the day. A shared opinion between my sister and I is that planning a New York trip is very simple to do. Watch a few movies based in NYC before and on your way to the city and write down places you want to see because there is a lot, but it is all doable in just a few days. We chose to take a stroll though the famous Central Park.

Since 1908, movies have been filmed in Central Park, and it is always fun to walk though the park and reenact movie scenes (you won’t be the only one). Whether you are singing songs like in Enchanted, or racing boats like Stuart Little, you won’t be looked at too strangely. For you men traveling with lady friends, this is an excellent opportunity to make her smile when you ask her about a certain scene from her favorite chick flick because a majority of those were filmed within Central Park.

Haley and I walked aimlessly for a while, stopping at the met to look in on the Egyptian Temple, and then back into the park for some ice cream. The park is breathtaking really. Among the tall buildings and muggy air is this rectangle of trees providing all New Yorkers with a litter and smoke free oasis. Runners whiz by you and couples laugh together, this park is a magical place and a great place to rest and picnic. After walking all through the wonderful slice of Heaven we stepped back into the still beautiful city. We went back to Brooklyn so I could pick up my stuff from the car and put it in the apartment. I only wanted to go back so I could see her dog Smudge. This little guy is a fireball of energy, and he gets so excited when new people are over. We stayed for a bit and then walked Smudge to the dog park.

Two things about the parks in New York that may come as a shock is the size and number. There are over 1,700 parks, playgrounds, and recreational areas in New York City filled with Frisbee players, football practices, family outings, hippie drum circles, and picnic areas. All of these parks are great for kids and adults, and they provide a great way to people watch to get a feel for New York daily life. The dog parks are cool too because you just walk in and release your dog to play with other dogs. It’s a way to meet new people in your area and they are usually around places that will let you bring your dog inside if it gets too hot or cold.

Smudge had his fun in the park with a few dogs, but he was ready to go back home and play with his toys. Haley and I were going to see the recent Simon Pegg movie The World’s End with one of her friends. So we walked back to the apartment and dropped the dog off only to leave after two minutes to meet Evan at the theater. Once we arrived, we waited in line and shortly made our way to our seats where I had a pretty good view of everything.

New York fashion is such a broad subject that I wouldn’t touch its realms with a ten-foot pole, but I will tell you that I stepped into the theater with nobody younger than 21 and all of them looked like snobby movie critics ready to write for Rotten Tomatoes. Vans or Combat Boots; skinny jeans or skinny jean shorts; plaid shirts or band shirts; square framed big glasses, typical of snobby critics, and hair that resembles a well-educated man who takes pride in fashion trends.

After a few awkward trailers, the movie began. It was a riot. That movie was a wonderful way to end my night. It was late and we had to get up early in the morning so we stopped at Pop’s Burgers and got a to go order and we went home. We ate and chilled for a bit and then I got on the roof. The ladder outside most New York apartments looks like it won’t hold more than 50 pounds, and there is no safety ring around the back either to hold you close to the staircase below you. No, instead you climb a rusted and paint-chipped death ladder about 7 or 8 steps until you have to step over a two-foot gap in between the ladder and rooftop. Once on the roof, I saw everything. The skyline was beautiful and only scene in movies. The lights lit up buildings far and wide creating the picturesque city that never sleeps. It was 12:15 at this point and I looked over each edge of the complex to see restaurants and bars filled with people, sirens going off in the distance, the ever present sound of car horns from impatient drivers, and people wandering the streets. This truly is a real place. After a few years of visiting, it finally hit me that people leave here. This expensive living, hard to get by, party life was no American Dream, but it sure is an exhilarating lifestyle that only certain people can handle. After praying and thanking God for the beautiful landscape I climbed down and readied myself for bed. The small one room with shared kitchen apartment isn’t ideal for guests, so I slept in a chair, footstool, and table combination bed for five hours. I laid in that so called bed for a few minutes before I realized how much walking I did and how good my legs and knees felt, I looked to them and gave them a congratulatory pat knowing full well that I’d be sitting tomorrow for almost 10 hours in a train. It was an early morning rise for us both, as we would need to be up at 5:15 and out the door with all of our stuff no later than 6 AM. Canada, here I come.

Eventually, the Yankees do decide to go find a place to rest until the next party begins. It seemed like the scene after a party the next morning at 5:30. It was a Saturday and bars had closed a few hours before and most still had glasses and trash scattered over tables and the ground. The people walking around all had the same hung-over look on their face as they tried to navigate their way to a place to lie down. There were a few park bench nappers and cardboard box layers, but overall there was hardly anybody on the streets, except Haley and me. We were trudging along very slow towards the distant metro and we too had red eyes and sore muscles from the night before. Our pains were due to lack of conditioning and allergies rather than partying too hard. With the sun still below the horizon and the moon still high in the sky, Brooklyn, New York looked peaceful. The breeze blowing through the parks and onto our faces felt like kisses from angels. I for one needed the breeze because I was carrying my backpack and luggage with me through the streets and I was beginning to sweat, a lot. We finally made it to the metro after pulling the New Yorker move of opening the exit door to walk through instead of a Metro card swipe. We were in for a few train switches because the “L” was under construction, so we would transfer to the “Q” at Union Station, then take that to 42nd street where we get on the “4” or “5” to Penn Station where the AmTrack train would depart. Luckily, the metro cars are just about empty on Saturdays at 6 AM, so we relaxed when we both realized nobody would be behind us trying to push us faster through doors and up staircases.

The metro is a wonderful means of transportation and I am so glad I was used to the smells and sounds because I can imagine the overwhelming anxiety that would hit a first-timer walking down the stairs expecting a well-established and sanitized system of trains with simple navigation patterns. The metro is not at all the worst place to be, if you really think it is, then maybe visit the Bronx, but it isn’t a place to sit around and waste time. The New Yorker attitude of fast paced living branches from the underground in these subways. The trains arrive every 8-10 minutes and unload and reload passengers in about two minutes max, then it drives about 25 miles per hour (feels like 100 around curves) to the next stop where the process repeats. Be careful on weekdays because rush hour down there is quite stressful. The New York Subway averages 5.4 million rides on weekdays (NYMTA). Some stops release more than others while some pick up more than others, so I advise early morning, early afternoon, or nighttime for the subway unless you are able to move fast and learn even faster.

Haley and I sat in a near empty car and made all of our train transfers flawlessly, we then found ourselves standing at a Penn Station food court ready to eat breakfast. After eating a mediocre bacon, egg, and cheese bagel and bumping into a fire alarm, which by the way went off and nobody would bother to even glance over at it, we walked to the train schedule and found the Maple Leaf. We were very early which gave us first dibs on a seat in the front of the train. We settled in and put our tickets on the tray table. “This is so exciting,” I said to her through a yawn.
            “I know this is gonna be a great trip, but we still have a ten hour ride bud,” she reminded me.
            “Yeah we do, but I won’t get bored.”
            I was never bored, but I sure was tired. I woke up two hours later to our first stop. We were on our way to Canada.

            The train ride was long, but it was truly wonderful. We went by several waterways, mountains, pastures, forests, and even a few swamps for the full experience of New York wilderness. The seats reclined very far back and there was a leg rest and foot rest, we were almost completely horizontal the whole ride. I watched a movie and read for a few hours, and then Haley and I went four cars back into the food cart because we held off hunger for as long as we could. The biggest downside to the train was WiFi. We were told that the train did have wireless internet, but AmTrack forgot to mention that you could only access it through the food cart. Haley was quite disappointed about this, but I wasn’t too worried because I had plenty of stuff to do still. My high-class meal from the food car was a Panini with too much salami and an apple juice. What a filling meal that was. We then traversed back to the front car and slept a little more and read a little more before I found myself back in the food car using the WiFi. I only wanted to waste enough time so I could go back to the front car and sleep until we got to Niagra Falls. My plan was foiled yet again by technology. My sister has a Nintendo DS that has the coolest games on it, so I found myself playing that for the last hour of the train ride. We stopped in Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada, and we were about to go through customs. I couldn’t say I was there yet; I still had to be legally permitted into its borders.

            I thought making a TSA agent was an accomplishment, but the Canada/America border patrol made me realize that I’d have to have more than just simple knock knock jokes to make these guys smile. “Citizenship sir?”
            “United States of America.”
            “Why are you coming to Canada?”
            “Visiting ma’am.”
            “Do you know where you’re staying?”
            “Some hotel with my sister.”
            “She didn’t tell you?”
            “I’m sure she did, but I’m not the best listener.”
            Blank stare.
            “Well, enjoy your stay Mr. Foster.”
            “Thank you.”
            I mean come on Canada. Let’s get some humor eh? I can’t even make a slight joke without having a rapid-fire question thrown back in my face. I’ll make one of them laugh, I promise. Anyway, I was now an international traveler. I’m in Canada. ‘Twas a dream come true to step out of customs into the fresh air of North America’s Top Hat. We were only one chatty cab driver away from our hotel and then we would be officially inside Canada. “Your hotel is in the best spot imaginable,” said our very talkative taxi driver. “You are on top of Clifton Hill with restaurants all around you, Casino to your right and Falls just down the hill. You guys are going to have a great trip.” We thanked and paid him and stepped into the Holiday Inn where we checked in and dropped our bags in room 502. We both checked out our room and picked beds, which was a problem when we were younger, but not anymore. It wasn’t until my usual roof access check that I found out how cool this town really was. The roof door was unlocked so I stepped onto the roof to look at my surroundings to get a feel for the city. I will tell you that the casino was large, very large, and the Hilton was even bigger. Taller buildings and the tree line blocked my view of the falls, but I wasn’t let down because I wanted to see them up close anyway. Truthfully you won’t get the full affect of its glory until you are right next to them. I walked back down to my room where we unpacked a little and laid on an actual bed. We got up after a few minutes and decided that we would walk down the hill towards the falls just to get a feel for the area. After deciding on the remainder of our night we went down the elevator and out into the streets.

In New York, there is a high percentage of people traveling from different parts of the world, and on any given day you could run into a number of different nationalities. However, New York is much bigger than Niagra Falls, Canada and the Falls are actually one of the top places for couples and honeymooners to visit all over the world. In other words, there is a higher concentration of international travelers at Niagra Falls than I could have ever expected. All of these travelers have different social norms on how close they can stand to you in lines and at attractions, and where to stop on walkways to take pictures, and even how to take pictures. There are so many things to get used to when you travel, and especially at a hot spot for tourism like this.

We continued to walk closer to the falls and almost simultaneously, my sister and I both gasped. There they were, the Niagra Falls.

This 165-foot drop of flowing water that splashes against jagged rocks which makes a thick mist changed the way I view nature. The water flow of the Falls is number 5 in the world at almost 65,000 cubic feet per second. That water is the overflow from Lake Erie into Lake Ontario. The three falls include the Bridal Veil Falls and The American Falls, both on the American side, and the Horseshoe Falls on the Canadian side. All three together make up the Niagra Gorge, a beautiful site for tourists to feel God’s closeness.

After completely crossing the street and going towards the barriers, we were met with hordes of tourists. French, Chinese, Korean, Swahili, and so many other languages filled the air very loudly as each person or family was competing with the thundering Falls just behind them. I dropped my shoulders and showed these tourists what American football looks and feels like, and we made it to a great picture spot. Haley and I aren’t much for selfies and posed pictures, but give us cameras and we will take some beautiful scenic photography. We walked up and down Falls Boulevard and found ourselves eating in Margaritaville. This restaurant is usually in a beachside location, but then again Niagra Falls is highly occupied year round, so they have quite a few rare restaurants. In addition to the rare location, we ran into a rare type of person, a friendly person. The stereotype of overly friendly Canadians is true. The waiters, waitresses, managers, and other diners were all very friendly and only wanted to talk and be nice. Haley and I were treated like royalty and it felt great. Steak and coconut shrimp hit the spot too; Jimmy Buffet’s Parrotheads know how to make themselves some delicious coconut shrimp that’s for certain. We concluded our meal and stepped back into the land of tourism that is Niagra Falls, Canada. We decided to walk through Queen Victoria’s Park for the remainder of our night. This park is 125 years old and filled with gardens and fountains taking on the appearance that right through the trees to the west may actually be Buckingham Palace. As we continued walking through the park, the masses of people grew large like they were down by the falls. A little confused, we walked a little slower only to turn the corner into Las Vegas. Now of course it wasn’t actually Las Vegas, but the bright flashing lights, colorful building topped with roller coasters and carnival rides, arcades, mini putt courses, haunted houses, fast food restaurants, and so many other attractions, could have confused anybody. We walked through the land of playthings bewildered that this theme park had been just around the corner the whole time. Hard Rock Café, Planet Hollywood, a Ferris wheel, Ripley’s Believe it Or Not, and other famous museums and themed events were all here in Niagra Falls, Canada. Confusion was at an all-time high. We stopped in an arcade and spent $20 American dollars on tokens and flushed them right down the toilet. We were acting like ten-year olds in this mystical place, but then the age kicked in and we began to feel sleepy even through the pop music blasting far too loud all over the theme park. The walk home was peaceful, a little long, but very breezy and nice. I only really remember laying down that night to pray and not finishing my prayer. What a beautiful place God blessed us with, tomorrow we enter the Falls.

Alarm clocks, to me anyway, have always seemed like a warning. Not very many people wake up on their first alarm. While I am a morning person, you can’t tell me that beds are easy to get out of in the morning. That morning came at me much faster than expected. While my body felt great, my mind was insisting that I lay a little longer. It felt like the angel and devil were on my shoulders.
“Finn, get up, you are in Canada!”
“Finn, take a little more time to rest, you deserve it.”
“Seriously Finn, you can hear Niagra Falls from here, go look at them now.”
“The Niagra Falls will still be there Finn, they are a landmark that probably won’t disappear any time soon.”
The biggest problem with the angel and devil was that I couldn’t figure out which one was even the devil. Eventually I got up and touched the ground next to the bed where I was met with the cold air from the A/C. I shivered and rushed to put clothes on before I got frostbite on my toes. As the water fell from the sink I thought about the day ahead of me. Was I really about to see Niagra Falls up close and personal? I splashed my face and some of it snuck down the neckline of my shirt sending chills through my whole body forcing me to shoot straight up. I was awake now. The energy finally kicked in, next thing I knew I was hovering over each move my sister made, “Haley, let’s go.”
“Would you look at that, I can see the Falls from here.”
“So where we eating breakfast?”
“When do you want to go to the falls?”
“PLEASE HURRY!”
Usually I get some sort of response, but she is a robot in the morning until coffee is in her system. From the weather report, I could tell that most summer mornings in Canada are pleasant, and that morning proved to be another great one. Finally we were on the move and after walking around the corner, we decided to eat at a cool breakfast place called The Famous. I’m not sure what they are famous for, but it could be their portion sizes. The food was massive. I thought people made jokes about Americans having big and unhealthy portions, but there I was in Canada getting my American on. My stomach had enough and my heart told me to stop, so we paid and got out of there. The first stop on our trip would be the Maid of Mist.

This boat has been taking tourists within 200 feet of the falls since the late 19th century. Obviously, the boat has been restored and upgraded, but it still gave us a wonderful peak into God’s creation.

After getting a complimentary poncho and boarding the boat on the upper deck, we heard the horn sound and the on ramps were unhooked. We were off. There was an audio recording that told facts and stories about the Falls, but I only caught bits and pieces of it through the thundering Falls and people screaming about the water being poured all over the top deck.

In 1859 a French tight rope walker named Charles Blondin crossed the Falls from the American side to the Canadian side on a cable 3/8 of an inch wide. In 1901, schoolteacher, Annie Taylor went over the Falls in a wooden barrel and survived. And perhaps the coolest story came in 1960 when seven-year old Roger Woodward plunged into the falls wearing only a swimsuit and small life jacket; a Maid of the Mist tour boat rescued him.

These facts were the only ones I heard because right as the story of the Woodward boy ended, the boat turned to my side and we were soaked by the Horseshoe Falls. From squinted eyes I could see the Falls. The water roared and the waves grew mightier. The ship rocked, but not for a moment was I scared; in fact, the entire thing felt like Heaven. I say that because there is no other word to describe what I saw and felt during those few moments. Our captain spun us out of there and we were on our way back to the dock. What a thrill. Our next stop was Rainbow Bridge. This bridge is the connecting point between the United States and Canada. Customs and Border Protection was located on both countries’ side and you could tell which one had the more pleasant workers.
“Citizenship sir?”
“’Merica sir.”
            Blank stare one.
            “Why were you in Canada?”
            “Niagra Falls sir.”
            “Okay, are you bringing any illegal substances or firearms across?”
            After I chuckled at the silly question, “No sir.”
            Blank stare number two.
            “Have fun then.”
            Once I was through, I watched my sister get reprimanded by the Border Patrol Agent for leaving her social security card in her passport. We left their offices and stepped out into the New York side of Niagra Falls. This side was a much cheaper imitation of the Canadian side. Now, I will say that this side had a much better view of the falls because the rivers branched from the American side and dropped down the edge into the Canadian side. We first went to the Observation Dock. Once again I will tell you that seeing the Falls up close is much better than high up in the sky and far away. Unless you have a high-powered camera and you’re shooting a landscape photo, you won’t even get a good picture. The dock was pretty neat, but we took the elevator down into the New York side of the Maid of the Mist tour to get a closer look. We weaved in and out of people trying to get in line and cut straight across to the viewing station. From the Canadian side, it is easy to see a staircase on the left side of the American Falls, and that is what we intended to climb. We lacked rain ponchos however, so neither of us went to the top because we were drenched before we hit the second staircase. We climbed back to a dry spot and continued through Niagra Falls State Park.

When looking at the Falls from the Canadian side you can clearly see that The American Falls has a little piece that is disconnected from it. That disconnected piece is called Bridal Veil Falls. From one spot in the park, you can stand literally 2 feet from the drop of the falls and it really brings home the idea of how small you actually are. That is the smallest of the three falls in the Gorge, and doesn’t even show up on the list of the tallest 500 waterfalls in the world.

I stood in that spot in awe of everything. I had sunglasses on at the time, and I had to take them off because I didn’t want anything to block my view of this beautiful place. After a few minutes of being speechless, I managed to step back from the viewpoint to allow others to see what I saw and walk to the other side to be overwhelmed yet again. On the latter side of the viewpoint is the American Falls. This side is much bigger, and though you may be a little further, about 5 feet, you still get chills. I took more pictures on this side, one of which I posted online to the Chacos website showing off my custom sandals with a beautiful view in the background. After a while, Haley and I decided to keep walking through the remainder of the park. Suddenly, a building of sorts came to visibility from the trees. We had just stumbled across Cave of the Winds.

This attraction takes you down a man made elevator shaft to the base of the Bridal Veil Falls. There is a poncho stand at the bottom where you should absolutely grab one to put on. Then you walk up and down wooden staircases while getting pummeled by massive amounts of water. The bravest of souls make their way to the Hurricane Deck where the water pressure is so high that you may have to brace yourself against a handrail as you will be engulfed by the Falls in a few short seconds.

We then left the Hurricane Deck only to wait in a very long line at the bottom. Once we finally got back up to the top, we made our way to the last part of the park. We visited the beautiful Three Sisters Islands after a short hike and got down right next to the rapids.

The islands are named after the daughters of the once General and later successful businessman Parkhurst Whitney. There are some cool tales of animals and a hermit that once lived near those islands that are on wooden info boards all through out the park.

We left the park having seen all there was to see and headed back to the Rainbow Bridge to go through customs. I was in a much better mood when I remembered that Canadians are nice. We stepped into the offices of Border Patrol and Customs where we were warmly greeted by a happy officer who wanted to know everything about our lives. After explaining to him why Haley and I had different last names he told us that we could walk into Canada. I’m not sure why we have run into such polar opposites during custom checks, but that Canada one was awesome. The next destination was the Holiday Inn, we both wanted to rest. After another long walk, we arrived at the hotel very close to passing out of sleepiness. I laid on my bed and thought about the day we just had. I was on the water, right next to the water, above the water, and underneath the water; I did it all and was left speechless. What an incredible journey all in one day. We took an hour to just relax and recuperate and then we were right back to it. We went back over to the Niagra fantasyland and played Dinosaur Adventure Land Mini Golf. This place was the ultimate mini putt course with massive dinosaur sculptures, two full 18-hole courses to choose from, and a giant volcano that shot real fire from it opening. Unfortunately, there were a few parties in front of us with a lot of people, so we did a lot of waiting. We then walked across the street to the Ripley’s Believe it Or Not and had a lot of fun there. One of the rooms is very dark with a moving cylinder that has a few polka dotted lines on it and a bridge. Your objective is to walk as straight as possible across the bridge, but the spinning cylinder surrounding you makes you fall to one side or the other. Thankfully my hunger kicked in and Haley decided to go get food. We ate mediocre chicken from Burger King in a grass field next to our hotel. “It’s 10 o’clock mommy, fireworks!” shrieked a little girl next to us. Almost instantly after she said that, the sky lit up with the sound of a cannon. At nighttime there are lights that light up Niagra Falls all different colors and that night was special because there was a firework show also. This firework show was the best I have ever seen. It was elaborate and very loud as the explosions happened directly above the Gorge allowing them to echo all over. The fireworks were shot from inside the water off a boat and were aimed in the direct center of the Gorge. The finale finished and everybody cheered, and unlike the United States the cheers didn’t end in “CAN-A-DA, CAN-A-DA”. The night was done and we walked back to the hotel where we talked and hung out until we fell asleep. This trip was short, but it gave me open eyes to the world around me and helped me realize that I am so small and God is so big for making all of this beauty around me. Canada, you were great.
           
            The next morning came abruptly, and with it came gloomy skies and sprinkling rain; this weather was fitting for my departure. Haley and I both stumbled out of bed and packed our things still half-asleep. We then walked to the mini-mart with our things and grabbed breakfast. The nutritious breakfast of Corn Pops and Donuts really hit the spot. The hotel called our taxi, and the next thing I know, we are stopped in Niagra Falls, New York for inspection and Customs. The next hour was similar to the very tense movie scenes you never thought were real. A team of six men and a dog boarded the train. Each wearing bulletproof vests and a multitude of weapons. “Wake up, it’s time for inspection.”
            “Make way, inspection time.”
They alarmed every sleeping passenger like a schoolteacher would had a kid fallen asleep during a lecture. They started in the front car by dismissing everybody for paperwork check. While they were getting their papers checked, one team of three and the dog scanned, sniffed, and searched the entire first car collecting things in a large Ziploc bag. I had nothing to be nervous about, but their stern demeanor and professional attitude was very intimidating. It was our turn, and it was very smooth. We returned and all bags still remained in the same spot. The next 10 or 12 hours was boring and consisted of movies, internet, and sleep. A few times I was awaken by the conductor voice, “This station is a ‘get off and stretch’ station.” Before I could stand, his voice continued, “That means you can get off and get a quick smoke if you need it.” I sat back down. Cigarette smoke is something I can’t stand. Clearly, New York is far from smoke-free, but I usually manage to avoid the toxicity that the cancer sticks by walking through parks and staying away from Times Square.

In 2006 my dad passed away from a pulmonary embolism; he smoked too much. Ever since that day, cigarette smoke has brought me bad memories and quick headaches. So when I talk about the lady in front of me, I do it with the most respect I can.

The passenger in front of me had her kid and husband with her, but even still she took full advantage of the “smoke station”. When she came back on the train, she reeked of smoke. As she got closer, the stench grew unbearable, so I covered my face and waited it out. She sat right next to her kid and proceeded to hug and kiss him. With her contaminated lips she inadvertently passed him a small dosage of her smoke that would cloud his lungs, maybe only a small amount, but still adding to what she may have already done. Clearly she is comfortable enough to hug him after smoking, so that shows she has either smoked with him around before or done that same action more than once. Secondhand smoke is a very real concern. Forget the other passengers if you want; forget me even; it’s her child you should be concerned with.

After the feelings passed, the train started back up and I fell back asleep waking up only for my sister needing to use the restroom. After twelve hours of train riding in one day, we arrived at Penn Station where we would hop on a few metro trains and get home. We ordered Thai to be delivered to the apartment. Thai food was exactly what my body wanted. I ate so much that my body entered shut down mode. I stood up to use gravity as a digestion assistant and received a phone call from my girlfriend. I went downstairs to talk outside. Once the call had concluded I looked at the keys I picked up from the table, and began inserting each of the four keys multiple times to no avail. Little did I know, I had grabbed the wrong set of keys. I called my sister, no answer. I looked at the time, and was surprised to see that it was one in the morning. She must have fallen asleep because my phone call was so long. There I was, a Texas native locked out of a Brooklyn apartment complex at one in the morning with no available help. I walked up and down the block trying to find a way to get to the fire exit, no luck. Fifteen minutes passed and panic struck. Was I really about to sleep outside? How did this happen? I didn’t have shoes, keys, or a person to call. For whatever reason, I called my mom back in Texas and she calmed me down enough to realize that I must have grabbed the wrong keys. Mid-call, Haley called me and came down to open the door for me. What an eventful night. Still, I had a lot to thank God for that night and that put me at ease. Tomorrow I was going back to Texas.

Another morning came much faster than expected when Smudge, Haley’s dog jumped on me and woke me up with the cliché face licks. I stood up and packed my things and showered while Haley walked the dog. Haley decided that we would go to Peter Pan’s Donut Shop on Manhattan Avenue and then eat them on the new pier by an East Side Ferry dock. We had a beautiful view of New York City’s skyline that morning. It was then when I realized that all the cigarette smoke, car emissions, cussing, and sketchy neighborhoods were all part of this beautiful city. My view that morning looked like a painting, it was so surreal. We left the pier very happy and full of donuts. The last stop before the airport was Brooklyn Industries.

This clothing store was opened in 1998 by Lexy Funk and her partner to sell clothes that were designed around the industrialization of Brooklyn. Today, there are 16 retail stores and an online website. What a great store it was too. I’ve never been inside of one; I’ve only received clothes from BI during Christmas or my birthday, so when I left with a jacket, pair of shorts, two shirts, and socks, my sister was not surprised. When we got home, I repacked my suitcase and we were on our way.

I was happy to leave the New York traffic, but not my sister or the city she calls home. We hugged, said our loving goodbyes, and parted. Security was a breeze and the wait was wonderful with a custom burger and vanilla shake, all that remained was the flight home. I always had great flights; in fact, none of my flights had ever been problematic, until this one. The first problem was a 30-minute delay from the previous airport, then the plane arrived late, after servicing the plane, we boarded about 20 minutes after the scheduled time. I felt good still because I was in no rush, but then La Guardia Airport closed the runway we were waiting on, so we had to wait for other planes to takeoff and land before we could taxi over to the other side of the runway. A little over an hour passed since I saw the pilot get on the plane, and we weren’t going anywhere. Finally, the engine roared and the plane picked up speed. We were headed home. The flight itself was fast and harmless. I prayed a lot during the flight home; I thanked God for the beautiful land He created and the trip He opened up for me. This trip truly helped me feel the mighty power of our God in Heaven.

I encourage you to travel whenever you can, knowing that there is a huge world around you filled with things you’ve never seen or understood, isn’t that exciting. “We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.”